Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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