I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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