plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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