Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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