Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
the raccoons are back...
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