i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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