i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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