apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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