everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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