All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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