OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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