Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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