i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
be right there i have to get my cape
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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