Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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