Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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