Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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