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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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