I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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