Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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