id be glad to
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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