Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I AM VODKA MAN
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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