are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
