counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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