it wasn't lemon gatorade
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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