We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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