are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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