I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So many bounce houses so little time
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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