I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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