I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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