omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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