Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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