Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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