That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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