a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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