Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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