whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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