Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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