3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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