I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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