when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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