My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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