Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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