OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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