STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I didn't shave. On purpose
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I am never drinking with the goths again.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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