In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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