Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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