But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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