i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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