Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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