yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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