So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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