uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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