Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You've changed since you got that strap on
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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