how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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