I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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