I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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