there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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