Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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